There are a few different ways that you can feel better about your body; you can go to the gym more, you can eat less cake... but we offer a better solution.
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Wake in the morning, drink some water have a pee
Looking in the mirror, sizing everything I see
Where’s the sex appeal in looking like teletubbies?
If I hit the gym how much more beautiful I’d be
Happiness is the result of counting calories
Could there be a simpler way to be who I wanna be?
TEQUILA!
Let’s weigh the pros and cons of options A and B
Even after workouts I feel like Steve Buscemi
But I feel like a Hemsworth when I’ve had a beer or three
I have a choice of how to find my confidence
I could hit the gym or hit the club the answer’s common sense
Don’t gym, tequila. Don’t gym, tequila. Don’t gym, tequila. Don’t gym: TEQUILA!
Because, you know, it goes the other way too, right? The more you go to the gym, the more you just end up seeing everybody else around you as, like, fat and lazy and slobbish and unable to take care of themselves at the most basic of levels but... But, if you have one shot of tequila, everyone else looks great.
Living large is living fine, I’m better in 3D
Let’s all have a round of shots and then you should call me
How about you me and him have a menage-a-three?
I have a choice of how to find my confidence
I could hit the gym or hit the pub the answer’s common sense
Don’t gym, tequila. Don’t gym, tequila. Don’t gym, tequila. Don’t gym: TEQUILA!
