This is a bucket list song... or... fuck-et list, if you will.
lyrics
Hope you strangers enjoyed our show
We’re the ones who’ve done it all, you know
Standing up or on my back
I’m a diagnosed nymphomaniac
And I’m living, and I’m living, and I’m living the dream
I’ve had threesomes, had sex in swings
I’ve done all the fun things
Fucked in hot tubs, swapped some nudes
Fucked at weddings using finger foods
I’ve been a fireman, I’ve been a nurse
I’ve fucked in planes, boats, trains and a hearse
And I’m living, and I’m living, and I’m living the dream
I’ve had threesomes, had sex in swings
I’ve done all the fun things
I’ve made home films, I’ve broken springs
I’ve done all the fun things
Mind-Melting Solo of Awesomeness
I’ve been pegged, I’ve been tied up
I’ve re-enacted two girls and one cup
Clocked karma sutra, I’ve played with piss
I rimmed a cop in my psychiatrist’s office
And I’m living, and I’m living, and I’m living the dream
I’ve had threesomes, had sex in swings
I’ve done all the fun things
I’ve made home films, I’ve worn cockrings
I’ve done all the fun things
Done 50 Shades ‘till my arse stings
I’ve done all the fun things
So I could reach: removed two ribs
I’ve done all the fun things
