You've got a pristine set, of figurines of Boba Fett
You're the biggest fan in the universe
With your long lightsaber, I'll be your slave Leia
And unlike Han you never shoot first

Nerds, nerds, nerds are sexy

Your numbers are tight, you can roleplay all night
This dungeon’s gonna get messy
Slay an army of trolls with your critical rolls
Alignment: lawful sexy

Nerds, nerds, nerds are sexy

Set phasers to fun, speak fluent Klingon
You're quite the cunning linguist
Broke the prime directive, with the borg collective, well
Assimilate me with your kiss

Nerds, nerds, nerds are sexy

Because they care about the little things
They memorise the little things
They investigate the little things
And, well, I’ve got a little thing
We can do a little thing
With your little thing
Oh, wait... it’s not little. If anything it’s above average
Please stop crying

Nerds, nerds, nerds are sexy

Because nerds love unashamedly
Nerds love things exclusively
And what’s more exciting than passion
And if pleasing me’s what you do methodically
I can’t wait to see a nerd in action

W my A and I’ll S your D
You can hit me with your no-scope-headshot
You don’t need a manual to learn my combos
Oh no, all you have to do is press:

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
Finish me!
‘Cause nerds are Sexy!