Things are getting steamy
You moan and sigh beneath me
We’re rubbing all my favourite body parts
I’m trying not to shout
Bent over your mum’s couch
Then I let out a noisey fanny fart

So, this one time, I was having sex with this girl, and she made me cum so hard I shat on her

Silly noises in the night
I want to laugh out my delight
I want to fuck you fearlessly
But you look at me so seriously

I want to get you off but, honey
Why can’t you admit that sex is funny

We’re a moaning writhing stack
In the rear of your hatchback
The tiny seats ensure your cock looks massive
But your dick slipped to the side
Couldn’t get you back inside
And i’m worried that my laughter’s made you flaccid

This one time I was having sex and right at the end I managed to jizz on my own face

Rose petals on the sheets
Marvin Gaye is on repeat
I want to fuck you fearlessly
But you look at me so seriously

I want to get you off but, honey
Why can’t you admit that sex is funny

Why is it your mission
To try fifteen positions
Blood rushing to my brain and I can’t breathe
Your shirt’s stuck on your head
We’ve fallen on the bed
And then we have to deal with skinny jeans

Pant-removingly awesome solo

You don’t have to try so hard
You don’t have to play a part
Everything will be alright
We can laugh and fuck all night

Silly noises in the night
I want to laugh out my delight
Everything will be alright
We can laugh and fuck all night

I want to get you off but, honey
First please admit that sex is funny
Sex is funny
Sex is funny
Sex is funny