She landed at my party like a swan into a lake
And the way she lit the dancefloor up was more than I could take
Then she led me to a corner
Where we both could be alone
And when her lips touched mine
I got the most impressive bone

And then we went and made love
Like two animals in heat
We moaned that night so loudly
They must have heard us up the street
And our pornstar performance
Was at least 6 hours long
But when I woke up the next morning she was gone

And she is everything I need
She is everything I think of from now on
And I will hunt through this whole city if I need
But she’s gone, my lady is gone

I didn’t get her number
And she didn’t leave a note
And none of my friends knew her
When I told my anecdote
And, of course, it didn’t help things
That I had forgot her name
But I promise you I’ll find my missing mistress just the same

‘Cause she is everything I need
She is everything I search for from now on
And I will hunt through this whole city if I need
But she’s gone, my lady is gone

Now I know I won’t recognise her face amongst a crowd
And I know it sounds a bit strange when I say it out aloud
But her pussy fits my penis like a hand fits in a glove
So I’ll fuck every girl I meet until I find my love

‘Cause she is everything I need
She’s the reason I use Tinder from now on
And I will fuck through this whole city if I need
But she’s gone

I’m searching pubs, clubs, cafes and restaurants. I’m searching universities and retirement homes. I’m searching everywhere except Dandenong. I’m knocking on doors, so answer in your underwear. I’m sending letters and emails, so prepare your inbox! Women of Australia get ready, because I’m coming. I’m coming!

And she is everything i need
She’s the reason I make albums from now on
And I will fuck through this whole city if I need
But she’s gone
My pussy is gone